A duck walks into a hardware store and says to the clerk "Got any grapes?" The clerk says, patiently, "No, this is a hardware store, we don't have any grapes, try a grocery." The duck leaves. The next day the same duck walks into to the same hardware store and says to the clerk (who is, coincidentally, the same clerk) "Got any grapes?" The clerk says, a little less patiently, "No! Like I told you yesterday, this is a hardware store, we don't sell grapes here." The duck leaves. The next day the duck walks into the store again and says to the clerk, "Got any grapes?" By this time the clerk is thoroughly pissed off with the duck and says "No! We don't have any fucking grapes! This is a hardware store! If you come in here and ask me again I'm going to nail your fucking feet to the floor!" The duck leaves. The next day the duck walks into the hardware store and says to the clerk, "Got any nails?" The clerk, relieved, says, "Finally! A sensable question! But no, I'm sorry, we're all out of nails, I just sold the last package." And then the duck says, "Good. In that case ... got any grapes?" HAVE A GREAT DAY FROM ALL OF US @ Grapes
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